Lost Keys

Just after twilight of the 27th, or however that past Tuesday was, I was stopped while walking the dog, a limitless Shih Tzu with grey spots, and held at gun point by a small brat no older than perhaps twenty. Unscathed, unharmed, the little bastard made off with my keys. I am offering a reward of one white ford explorer,2001 model for the keys along with the capture and humiliation of said thief. Wallet and phone would also be appreciated, but I'll settle for the keys.